- friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food
- me: can i have some
never forget the time Tyra flipped a shit over Vaseline
when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied
when u dont study and u get a good grade
I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there’s no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing. (The Social Network, 2010)
What sets you apart may seem like a burden, but it’s not, and most of the time it’s what makes you great.
Nai hiruvalyë Valimar.
Nai elyë hiruva. Námarië! (for havodadlegolas)
this is a bitter adventure, if it must end so; and not a mountain of gold can amend it. yet i am glad that i have shared in your perils - that has been more than any baggins deserves.
getting one really nice anon message and then never hearing from them again is like someone coming up to you and kissing you passionately and jumping off a cliff afterwards
"… I love how joyful it is, and playful it is. Spider-man being a trickster, and just kind of acting like a kid." -Andrew Garfield
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